barack obama.
May 13, 2008
Listen. We get it. You all love Barack Obama. This guy is more popular than the song “Barbie Girl” when “Barbie Girl” was at the peak of its popularity… in America. I think overseas they REALLY fucking liked that song. Good for them.
Anyways, I’m not going to get political here because I don’t want to rant on about how you should always hire someone with experience and knowledge to be the LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. But like I said, I’m not going to get political.
My bone to pick (*giggle*) is with the endless hordes of people who haven’t given two seconds to paying attention to politics and the state of our country until now. Would these people care if Obama wasn’t in the picture. Absolutely not. They’d go on and probably not vote in November. Which is fine. To each his own.
But now this fucking guy has brought out everyone’s political side because he has come up with the enlightening slogan of “Change!” and plays basketball with Oprah and smokes cigarettes and probably shops at American Apparel. But honestly, is Obama really that hip? He’s an ex-corporate lawyer. He represents Illinois… and while Chicago is a lovely city, it’s still Illinois.
JFK was hip. He had the whole Cape Cod prep thing going on… and he still was able to bone-down on Marilyn Monroe. That’s hip. When Obama gets Jessica Simpson to sing him happy birthday pre-nightcap, then we can talk. Until then, he’s still a stuffy, boring politician… so why not support a stuffy, boring politician who knows what he (or she… whattup Hill-dog?) is actually doing.
